Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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