I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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