your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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