I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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