Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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