That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Randomize
