My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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