Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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