There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
