you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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