It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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