so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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