Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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