i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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