i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
