I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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