so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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