Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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