in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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