i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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