I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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