yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize