so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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