Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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