So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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