they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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