He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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