The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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