It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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