I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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