Old men and throwing up are my life now.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
