Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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