Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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