i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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