She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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