we have officially mastered the walk of shame
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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