so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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