nut hugger
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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