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(540): View more from Virginia

i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore

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(509): View more from Washington

I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...

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(520): View more from Arizona

Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months

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(636): View more from Missouri

Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC

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