And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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