"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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