Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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