It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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