Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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