Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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