I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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