do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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