i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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