Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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