I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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