How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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