wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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