She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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