i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You can't just leave with hair like that
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
